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Song Parodies -> "I Want to Hold Your Can"

Original Song Title:

"I Want To Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Want to Hold Your Can"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Oh yeah, you're really something,
Love your bikini tan
Well, I'll tell you one thing,
I Want To Hold Your Can
Forget about the hand
I Want To Hold Your Can

You're hot as dog days
Near you I need a fan
Come over my way,
I Want To Hold Your Can
Don't want to hold your hand
I Want To Hold Your Can

Just let me touch you
My fingers crave your skin
I'm overwhelmed by your body,
Let me in, let me in, let me in...

Oh yeah, you're really something
With that bikini tan
You'd look great in nothing,
I Want To Hold Your Can,
I Want To Hold Your Can,
I Want To Hold Your Can,
I Want To Hold Your Can

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TJC - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny/singable! Over and over you've shown us you're a "can Woooo!" kind of guy!
PMS - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
No ifs ands or buts LMAO.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
There should have been an honorable mention of Arwen in the intro, butt 5s anyway.
AFW - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for all votes and comments
Peregrin - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW ? You wanna hold their toilet ? :) 5's :)
AFW - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin...I guess you can interpret it that way...
alvin rhodes - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
canned laughter...5s
Ann Hammond - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
to a woman this sounds kind of scarry. Will you settle for some belly dancing movments instead?

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