you want something to chase and bite, causing pain
if i catch you stalkin' little roy again
i'm gonna put you down...and stuff your ass
(gonna put you down and stuff your ass)
because i told you before...oh...you can't chew cats

well, its been several times i caught you barkin' at him
do i have to tell you "no felines" each time you're let in ?
you wanna track him down...and start a spat
(wanna track him down and start a spat)
i know i've told you before...oh...you can't chew cats

little tabby's seen
you want to run and hunt and club
that's really mean
you act out this way...you might end up spayed

so please listen to me...just relax and unwind
that cat's hurt and squealin' ?...its because you don't mind
i'm gonna chase you down...and knock you flat
(gonna chase you down and knock you flat)
because i told you before...oh...you can't chew cats

you can't chew cats...you can't chew cats
you can't chew cats...you can't chew cats
you can't chew cats

if that kitty screams
then you're the one behind the stunt
the last eighteen
have all passed away...all murdered, i'd say

your teeth glisten cruelly...as you bare your canines
you can't help your feelings...you just hate all felines
you wanna toss 'em 'round...this way and that
(wanna toss 'em 'round this way and that)
i know i've told you before...oh...you can't chew cats