Tried outrun the fuzz, babe
Led high speed pursuit
Hope you raise the bail babe
'Cus cons think I'm cute

Grabbed me, cuffed me, booked me, stuffed me
In joint with scruffy ole Bubba
Eight days of greek

Bubba told me: "Hey, churl
You are just my kind"
Gasping, I replied: "I'll
Pass if you don't mind"

Rolled me, shoved me, probed me, gloved me
I ain't equipped for this love world
Eight days of greek

Eight days of greek
It hurts you
Eight days of greek
It's grotty, rough, it blows and scares

Crudest kind of love, babe
Guest of oafish brute
Opened really rough, babe
Thrust by mighty root

Scold me, roughed me, told me: "loved me"!
This ain't like nothin' I love, babe
Eight days of greek

Eight days of greek
Corn-hole you...
Eight days of greek
It's not a cleft for thoroughfare!

I'm used every way - hell
Messin' with my mind
Top off my bad day, well
Then he robbed me blind

Bail me, free me, help me, save me
'Cus 'hide the sausage' ain't fun, babe!
Eight days of greek
Eight days of greek
Eight days of greek