Song Parodies -> "My Turds Are Really Rough"

Original Song Title:

"Money Can't Buy Me Love"

Original Performer:

"My Turds Are Really Rough"

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The Lyrics

My turds are really rough, rough
My turds are really rough

I'll bake you some steaming dung my friend and I'll make poo your delight
I'll get poo for your sting my friend and I'll make poo your delight
'cause I want you to munch on my turds, and my turds are really rough

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll eat my poo
I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you
I want you to munch on my turds, and my turds are really rough

Are really rough, everybody tells me so
Are really rough, oh, oh, oh, oh

Say your throat needs some dung and pee and you'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of thing that Denny's just won't buy
I want you to munch on my turds, and my turds are really rough
Owww!

Are really rough, everybody tells me so
Are really rough, oh, oh, oh, oh

Say your throat needs some dung and pee and you'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of thing that Denny's just won't buy
I want you to munch on my turds, and my turds are really rough
Are really rough,
Are really rough.

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aoit - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment

This is sick. Pardon me while I puke in the toliet.

Btw, are you...or have you ever been... Poopie Longstocking? That person was obssessed with toilet humour just like you. Just wondering, that's all.

zIpPy - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment

Ummmm........yucky if I d"ewwwww" say so myself................. Dung and pee? Gross!!!!!

2Eagle - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment

It looks as if our troll Aoit is back. 5's for utterly gross.

spoof-man - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment

Sorry but This is really BAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!

The Return of Lunch - August 06, 2006 - Report this comment

This one was really hard to swallow.

Uky - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment

Oh no, not another Poopy Longstocking. Since there ain't no zero's in the ballot, I have to settle for ones.

59eagle - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment

No trolls here, sorry!

Mr 1's - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Thank you for making us sick to our stomachs! Now pardon me while I puke in the toilet.

BLAUGH!

Okay, now I'm back. (Clicks 1,1,1 on the ballot box.)

I HATE IT - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment

The two parodies sent in by this author today are apparently not the only ones he's written. Apparently he began writing a few last summer. This and maybe three or four other ones. Hey, speaking of "ones", that's gonna be my vote for this crease of pap. (Just whip your flurds for the frast laze.)

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