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Song Parodies -> "Mrs Palmer's Lonely Art, Mom Banned"

Original Song Title:

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Mrs Palmer's Lonely Art, Mom Banned"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

ahem...
He is seventeen years old and cursed
Mrs Palmer and her five daugh-ters
Come and visit him six times a day
In his darkened bedroom they all play
But his tissue issues laid him low
Coz his momma caught him out, and so
Mrs Palmer's lonely art, mom banned!

Mrs Palmer's lonely art, mom banned
He thinks it's really so unfair
Mrs Palmer's lonely art, mom banned
Sandpaper gloves he's made to wear!
Mrs Palmer's bonely
Mrs Palmer's groanly
Mrs Palmer's lonely art, mom banned

She makes him take cold showers
And read religious tracts
But semen sermons just don't work
Like all his friends, this boy's a jerk-
-ing juvie, that's a fact!

He's been ordered to cease and desist
For the sake of his abus-ed wrist
But he's off to college at eighteen
On a scholarship from Vaseline
And Onanism will prevail
His eyesight has begun to fail
Mrs Palmer just won't part from gland

Willy cheers!

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Susanna Viljanen - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
*smile* A little bit naughty, but fun to sing along. Three Ladies!
alvin rhodes - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
bonely AND groanly...lol...good one
AFW - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I had a ball, reading this...two, actually...and this is two funny!...some snappy lines, and the hole idea is great!...
Kristof robertson - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you very much Susanna, Al and AFW...btw, I'm NOT typing this one-handed....ahem
Stuart McArthur - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
"Mrs Palmer's lonely art, mom banned" is SO over-contrived it's brilliant, Kristof. - very funny read (those semen sermons have NEVER worked for god's sake - I don't know why they even bother) - and it's good to see that Vaseline are giving something back to the community - 555
Lionel Mertens - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny. 5's
Paul Robinson - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, this one's a little off-beat, Kristof....OH...wait, I got those words reversed, didn't I? I'm slightly dykslectic, you know...Anyway, I suggest you take 15 more strokes on the subject member to see if you can make stuff come out OK.
Peter Andersson - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Mrs Palmer huh, seems that I learn new euphemisms and double entendres every time I come here.
Kristof Robertson - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Stuart: I try to add a bit of over-contrivance to every day..it helps with digestion. Thanks, matey
Lionel: Cheers!
Paul: hehehehe
Peter: Who said the internet's not educational? thank you kindly
Johnny D - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
555, cute and clever parody about adjusting the antenna, arguing with Henry Longfellow, slapping the purple-headed yogurt pistol, playing tag with the pink torpedo, invoking the Oscar Meyer love spell, helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college, fastening the chin strap on the helmet of love, and going Hans Solo on Darth Vader's head!
Peter Andersson - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Johnny D: You're such an educational jerk! :-) BTW here's some triva in the other direction, "Jerker" is an old traditional Swedish name, but it has gotten less popular over the last two generations, Gawd knows why! ;-)
Kristof Robertson - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
JD: You old cunning linguist, you! Cheers, mate.
Peter: "Jerker"...wasn't that Sven Goran Eriksson's real name? :-) Cheers...

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