Song Parodies -> "Kick 'Em When He's Down"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Kick 'Em When He's Down"

Parody Written by:

Christine

The Lyrics

I wrote this song years ago when my daughter and I were discussing the mistake she made when she married her first husband. Trust me when I say that boy deserves to be in prison for life.

The day before
I began to love you more and more
Now you're nothing but a fest'ring sore
Oh I wish I could slam that door
In your face
You're not a third the man I thought you'd be
You're no more than a big dick, you see
I wish you would hang from a tree

CHORUS
You're a reprobate, section eight, we should castrate
You're not right in the head
So drop dead
And go away

In the past
Life with you was such a gas
Now you're just a big pain in my *ss
It's such a shame you have no class

CHORUS

Upon a time
Life with you was so sublime
Because you're alive
Wow, what a crime
You're nothing but a ball of slime

You ain't worth a f---ing dime

The words may sound vindictive, but it was a catharsis and to do with humor (albeit dark humor) is a plus

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