Song Parodies -> "Piranhas Mauled My Hand"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

"Piranhas Mauled My Hand"

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The Lyrics

Oh yeah, I did some snorkling
In Amazony land
When I played at snorkling
Piranhas mauled my hand
Piranhas mauled my hand
Piranhas mauled my hand

Oh geez! Check to see
That I am still a man
And these razor teeth
Have not removed my glans
This meal wasn't planned
Piranhas mauled my hand

When canines cut through
I feel snapping my hide
Bits touched congealing now with blood
From my side
Opened wide
How I cried!

Yeah proved such a dumb thing:
A dip in tropic lands
Now arm's got that stump thing
Piranhas mauled my hand
Piranhas mauled my hand
Piranhas mauled my hand

My manos much food
For those crappy fish-lites
It's unappealing that my blood
Like a tide
Flows outside
Won't subside

Yeah, you'd think that swimming
Would stink without one hand
This dive's real unlimbing
Piranhas mauled my hand
My digits have been canned
Piranhas' guts expand
Piranhas mauled my hand

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Royce Miller - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment

Quite interesting.

Arwen - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment

Out of left field comes another delight from my favorite hobbits...=) Nice job!

Johnny D - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment

"Piranha" is such a delightfully versatile word to use in parodies! 555

Adagio - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment

What a sight that poor guy must have been! I liked this one. 5's

Tim Hall - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment

A great parody to the bone!

Stephen Harrington - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment

555, twisted parody.

Spaff.com - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment

"Amazony land" - heh heh.
For further research on this topic, see Claude Prez's "Piranha Stole Your Hand" - http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles99.shtml

MrMacphisto - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment

LOL... this is one of your best, guys... 5-5-5

Meriadoc - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment

Ooops! I see I even commented way back when on Claude's. It must have been floating in my subconscious for two years... :-O

carol - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment

bitingly funny 5's

mandamoo - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment

What's for dessert ? I'm just a glutton for your exceptional parodies - great job as always ;)

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