Song Parodies -> "You Don't Believe in Evolution?"

Original Song Title:

"Revolution"

Original Performer:

"You Don't Believe in Evolution?"

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The Lyrics

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHHH!!!!!

You don't believe in evolution
Well, you know
You don't understand the world.
You think you'll start a revolution
Well, you know
You don't understand the world.
'Cause when you're talkin' with deception
Don't you know that's when the truth comes out
Don't you know the scientists are right
are right, are right

You say ID's the real solution
Well, I know
Your religion is the plan.
You say it's in the Constitution
Well, now you
Better read it if you can.
And since you want money
for people with minds that hate
All I can tell you is knock off the billingsgate!
Don't you know the scientists are right
are right, are right

You tell me I'm the competition
Well, you know
The culture war is in your head.
You say you're freeing education
Well, you know
You better free your mind instead.
But if you go hangin' with people like Jerry Falwell
You ain't gonna influence anyone anyhow
Don't you know the scientists are right
are right, are right
are right, are right, are right
are right, are right, ARE RIGHT!!!

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Skeptic - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment

Nope, I don't believe in that dogmatically materialistic bullshit from the jackass "scientists" you worship. If you think those "scientists" know jack-shit about what science really is, then you're a brainwashed retard.

Shannon - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment

Right there with you...

Michael Pacholek - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment

This was wild, West! Herr Doktor Einstein taught us, "Science without religion is blind, and religion without science is dumb." Of course, he also taught us, "There are two inifinite things in the universe: God and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former."

Phil Alexander - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment

The big difference between the scientist and the religious bod is that the scientist will change his mind when presented with evidence. That's what blinkered bigots like "skeptic" above fail to realize. Well, that's one thing, anyway.

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