Song Parodies -> "My Green Pepper Smelly Fart-Stanied Ass"

Original Song Title:

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"My Green Pepper Smelly Fart-Stanied Ass"

Parody Written by:

Cletus van Horton

The Lyrics

You are what you EAT!!!

Just twenty minutes ago today
I ate green peppers with mayonnaise
I got gas like it's goin' outta style
And it's guaranteed to last a while
So if I'm sittin' next to you
The smell will drive you to tears
From my green-pepper smelly fart-stained ass!

My green-pepper smelly fart-stained ass
I think I just soiled my clothes
My green-pepper smelly fart-stained ass
Lift a cheek and let one go
My green-pepper smelly My green-pepper smelly
My green-pepper smelly fart-stained ass!

It's so stimulating
When my colon starts to fill
I think I'll eat some more tonight
I think I'll eat some more

Now the farts won't go away
I'm on the toilet the whole damn day
Green peppers with Mayo I gorged
Now Brother my ass is sore
No matter what cologne I use
It smells like I slept with steers
That's my green-pepper smelly fart-stained ass!

My green-pepper smelly fart-stained ass
Like a volcano ready to blow
My green-pepper smelly fart-stained ass
Can permanently damage your nose
My green-pepper smelly My green-pepper smelly
My green-pepper smelly My green-pepper smelly
My green-pepper smelly fart-stained ass
Lingers like the stench of death
My green-pepper smelly fart-stained ass
Everybody hold their breath
My green-pepper smelly My green-pepper smelly
My green-pepper smelly fart-stained ass

LIGHT A MATCH!

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