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Song Parodies -> "Just Drink Your Juice"

Original Song Title:

"'Till There Was You"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Just Drink Your Juice"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Responsible parenting gone awry...
"Dad, can I have a Coke?
"No you can't. It rots all your teeth"
"But I want it!" "That is tough luck.
Just drink your juice"

"What about Ginger Ale?
"Sorry. It has too much sugar"
"But I'm thirsty" "That's no excuse--
Just drink your juice"

"How 'bout some coffee?" "No, that'll stunt your growth"
"Or root beer?" "No way, it's got artificial color"

"OK, Dad, quenched my thirst
With a drink that's called Budweiser"
"Never mind, son, next time drink Coke
I'll drink your 'juice'"

I'll drink your juice
Parody by Mason "gimme seltzer" Resnick

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
John Barry - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Keep 'em coming, Mason. I'm tempted to get on this bandwagon.
John Barry - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
That is, if you don't mind, Mason. Don't want to horn in on your project. I've got a couple ready to go, but if you want me to back off after that, let me know.
MrMacphisto - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Drink up! 555 oz. of Bud for you...
MasonR - April 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Hi Alvin, MrMac--thanks! John--please, join c'mon aboard! I need to take some time off to deal with some deadlines, so you are welcome to take up the slack.
Larry Hensley - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Very thirst-quenching parody~

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