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Song Parodies -> "Eight MPG"

Original Song Title:

"Eight Days A Week"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Eight MPG"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

So you drive a bug, babe
Kinda small and cute
You could park your bug, babe
Back there in my boot
Got me Hummvee, drive me Hummvee
Don't get far on a tank babe:
Eight mpg

Drinks the gasoline, girl
More'n a V8 Jeep
So much it's obscene, girl,
Lucky gas is cheap
Biggie Hummvee, love me Hummvee
Drivin' empties the bank, babe
Eight mpg.

Eight mpg
(that's dow-ow-ow-ow-ownhill)
Eight mpg
I drive a Hummer - do I care?

It's a massive rig babe,
Hope you think it's true:
If my car's that big, babe
Something else is too
Love me Hummvee, Love [in] me Hummvee
Drivin' it's like a wink, babe,
Eight mpg.

Eight mpg
So stu-u-u-u-ff you
Eight mpg
No smaller number anywhere

So big it could flatten
Anything I see
But it's harmin' that en-
Sold me Hummvee.. Sold me Hummvee
No more drivin' a tank, babe
Eight mpg.
Eight mpg.
Eight mpg.

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John Barry - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
To paraphrase Tina Fey of SNL: It's a reallyl big vehicle for men with really small penises. 15 GPM
alvin rhodes - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
my favorite of the've been on fire lately, phil
Paree Dee - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever ! I read it to a friend who just got rid of his. (HumV, not penis...) 555
Larry Hensley - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious, 555 mpg
Red Ant - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
My opinion has always been if you can afford a $50,000+ vehicle, don't complain about the cost of gas! (not that you were). Clever title and parody Phil.
Tommy Turtle - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
What Red Ant said. Title would also work on "Eight Miles High" by the Byrds. 5s

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