Up on Capitol Hill
They all shake their heads in wonder
And some even pine for Quayle
When Cheney shoots

All the birds in the sky
Can feel safe when Cheney's aiming
But the lawyers, they better duck
When Cheney shoots

But if he should hit one, a lawyer in the face
He'll apologize
for getting in
the way
of Dick

Now he's far underground
Cheney's hiding from the zinging
He hopes next time Bush makes his day
When Cheney shoots

But if he should hit one, a lawyer in the face
He'll apologize
for getting in
the way
of Dick

Now he's far underground
He is hiding from the zinging
He hopes next time Bush makes his day
When Cheney shoots

When Cheney shoots