I got something sounds funny but it's really so
'Cause I married a widow many years ago
Her daughter was grown up
Pretty as could be
And my dad fell in love
He married her, you see

So then my dad became my son-in-law and that changed my life
My daughter was my mother--cause she's my father's wife
And soon they had a boy
(a baby boy)
He was like no other
(Bouncing baby boy yeah this is good)
Dad's his brother-in-law,
And mom is my stepmother

Now it's getting wierd
The boy is also my grandson
And it's so queer
My wife's my mom's ma, so she's my grandmom

So

If my wife's my grandma, then I'm her grandchild
And the very thought of it is driving me wild
Because I'm her husband,
She's my grandma
Then there's no other way:
I'm my own grandpa!

(guitar solo)

Now it's getting wierd
The boy is also my grandson
And it's so queer
My wife's my mom's ma, so she's my grandmom

So

If my wife's my grandma, then I'm her grandchild
And the very thought of it is driving me wild
Because I'm her husband,
She's my grandma
Then there's no other way:
I'm my own grandpa!