Song Parodies -> "This House Of Wax Greatly Stinks"

Original Song Title:

"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"

Original Performer:

"This House Of Wax Greatly Stinks"

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The Lyrics

Part of my Razzie Race 2005 series. Okay, with The Fog, The Amityville Horror, and the Razzie-nominated House Of Wax, we can only pray that Hollywood is getting the message that we don't want them to remake the classic horror films. They're fine the way they are. And stop putting Paris Hilton in movies. Let's face it. There's only one movie that she's gonna be remembered for.

I look at the screen, see the film you're re-making.
This House Of Wax greatly stinks.
I look at the folks and I hear boo's they're making.
Cause House Of Wax greatly stinks.

I don't know why you'd hire Paris.
She's cool like getting hives.
I don't know why since her acting's piss.
Did you see Nine Lives?

I see Price's grave and I notice he's turning.
Cause House Of Wax greatly stinks.
Fro every remake, Hollywood should be burning.
Since House Of Wax greatly stinks.

Hope they you now they're ego's bloated.
Be no House Of Wax Two.
Hope you see how you fools got voted.
There's a Razzie for you.

I look at the screen, see the film you're re-making.
This House Of Wax greatly stinks.
I look at the folks and I hear boo's they're making.
Cause House Of Wax greatly stinks.

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Adagio - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment

I was very impressed with the pacing!! great job! 5's

2Eagle - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment

You chose a good song to parody about this silly trend to remake old movies.

Larry Hensley - March 04, 2006 - Report this comment

I liked it, I really liked it! 555's

thayer - March 06, 2006 - Report this comment

It's uninteresting, it's repetitive, and you're all eating it up like it's turkish delights. Paris Hilton can't act - who cares? Not me, for one. If you don't like a movie, or are against the whole "re-make" concept, write an angry letter! Post a grandiose list of demands that have no hope of ever being fulfilled! Find a woman and have sex! Frankly, anything would be better than publishing this drivel. Spare us the pain, please.

Freddy Flame - March 06, 2006 - Report this comment

This is in response to thayer: It is obvious to me that you do not care about movies as an art. You strike me as a person who sat and pondered why Oscar passed over Herbie: Fully Loaded. As an actor and film student, I care very much about film. You want to sit through Gigli Part II, be my guest. But, this is my stand against lousy cinema and I will continue to do this until things better.

mom - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Do you just respond to slams on your parody? There are other people here that voted and frankly so did theperson who slammed you...a votes a vote. Encourage others to come back again and read by thanking them.

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