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Song Parodies -> "Took a Course in C.P.R."

Original Song Title:

"Back in the U.S.S.R."

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Took a Course in C.P.R."

Parody Written by:

thayer

The Lyrics

Sittin' on Laguna Beach's highest chair
Didn't get no lotion on
Right away this kid waves his hands in the air
Man, I better save this son
Took a course in C.P.R.
You don't know how lucky you are, boy
Took a course in C.P.R.

Pounding on his chest but to no avail
Hey, this kid isn't breathin' right
Blow some air into him but his face is pale
The crowd around's in quite a fright
Took a course in C.P.R.
You don't know how lucky you are, boy
I took a course in
I took a course in
Took a course in C.P.R.

Well the Baywatch girls really are too frail
Their brain's a vacant lot
And suntan girls won't break a nail
So I'm the only hope this boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy's got
Oh, come on!
Hey, hey, oh yeah
Took a course in C.P.R.
You don't know how lucky you are, boy
Took a course in C.P.R.

Well the Baywatch girls really are no help
Unless used as flotation
And suntan girls like to whine and yelp
They're no aid to the sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit situation
Oh, one compression, two compression, three and four
Suddenly his health's restored
Coughs up lots of water to the gazers' roar
Hope I get a big reward
Took a course in C.P.R.
You don't know how lucky you are, boy,
Took a course in C.P.R
Oh, let me tell you, baby

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Michael Pacholek - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
It's swim, not sink, with this one.

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