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Song Parodies -> "My Girlfriend Was a Man"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"My Girlfriend Was a Man"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

This didnt really happen , me but imagine if it did
Oh yeah I'll tell ya sometin
About this chick I met
Well Ill tell ya somethin
MY GIRLFRIEND WAS A MAN!
My girlfriend was man!
She had a hairy hand!

Oh she, didn't say
That she was just a man
Oh she, said to me
, Hey Im really a man!
, Hey Im really a man!
I REALLY AM A MAN!

And when I found out I was very
Surprised
She was a girl I met online
Met online!
Met online!
Met online!

When we got together
She had a really deep voice
When she went to the bathroom
She went into the mens!
She went into the mens!
She went into the mens!

I saw her stand up in the bathroom
That night
Her Adam's
Her Adam's
Her apple


Yeah Ill meet a new chick
That is not ,too , a man
When I find that someone
I HOPE ITS NOT A MAN!
I HOPE ITS NOT A MAN!
I HOPE ITS NOT A MAN!
I HOPE ITS NOT A MAN!
2005 Jack Wilson
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alvin rhodes - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
there's a moodbreaker...5s
song title cop - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Even though TOS is titled "I Want To Hold Your Hand" (instead of wanna), this parody is really funny so I plan to give you a 5/5/5.
QC79 - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL-A

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