Song Parodies -> "Burgermeister"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Burgermeister"

Parody Written by:

Yami Marik

The Lyrics

I got the idea for this song from the scene where the Burgermeister destroys the toys that the children have in SomberTown from Santa Claus Is Coming To Town. It's about the pain the Burgermeister causes to the children of Sombertown which can be upsetting to little children. Beware the Burgermeister or you'll be thrown in the dungeon!

Ah, look at all those crying children,
Ah, look at mean old Burgermeister.

Burgermeister
Writes foolish laws that ban toys in Sombertown,
He is so mean.
His cruel guards
Arrest all the kids who have toys,
They are so cruel.

Mean old Burgermeister,
What's with his stupid laws?
His cold-hearted guards,
Why do they burn the toys?

Very sad children
Washing the stockings to make Burgermeister happy,
Poor little kids!
Look at SomberTown
Refusing to let Santa deliver toys for the kids,
Burgermeister's proud!

Mean old Burgermeister,
Why don't they knock him out?
Mean old Burgermeister,
Why not give him a yo-yo?

Ah, look at all those crying children.
Ah, look at mean old Burgermeister.

Burgermeister
Finds lots of ways to defeat jolly old Santa Claus,
He makes kids cry!
His nasty guards
Burn all the toys and make children sad,
Poor little kids!

Mean old Burgermeister,
Has finally met his match!
Mean old Burgermeister,
Santa Claus has defeated him!

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