Song Parodies -> "I'm So Wired"

Original Song Title:

"I'm So Tired"

Original Performer:

"I'm So Wired"

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The Lyrics

I'm so wired, at Starbucks I did drink
I'm so wired, I'm way too buzzed to think
No wonder I am hyper, my eyes refuse to blink
No, no, no

I'm so wired, I don't know what to do
I'm so wired, I'm rushing to the loo
That barista said to try it, now my heart's beating for two...

Caffeine is making me run
And it's no joke, I zoom and I hum
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know six Grandes have made me insane
You know I'd give you everythig I've got
for a little chamomile.

I'm so wired, I can't stay off my toes
I'm so wired, like something's up my nose
And curse that potent java
For screwing up my prose!

Parody by Mason "half and half, no sugar" Resnick

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alvin rhodes - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment

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Peregrin - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Good work Mason, and clever ending!

QC79 - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment

I liked the chamomile line! Very calming ;-)

music 4 liz-IFE - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Oh I adored this one! Better! Better, than the original... No, I dont care if they know! It's true. I deeply enjoyed the word "loo" and also the sheer bond with your child. When you mension that your heart is beating for two... Lovely, simply lovely.

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