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Song Parodies -> "What's With Donald Trump's Hair?"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Her Standing There"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"What's With Donald Trump's Hair?"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

I nearly choked on my cake
th-there must be some mistake
coz the way it looked
was way beyond compare-are
well I've - never been so astonished (ooh)
as when I first saw Donald's hair

I called
to the kids
"Hey KIDS!
Look at this!"
and the kids, they came
running from everywhere-ere
They - all put down their play-stations (ooh)
just to stare at Donald's hair

[bridge]
well, a bit swept here
and another bit here
and some more bits o-ver there-ere

well
it frightened the kids
and no way was that a wig
coz the wig-makers
they really wouldn't dare-are
yeah I - shake my head in amazement (ooh)
whenever I see Donald's hair

[bridge]
well I'd like to know
where he gets it blown
so I'd know to go
elsewhere-ere

well
it's got - gentle curls
and it's soft (just like a girl's)
and the way it moves - it floats like Fred Astaire
but DON'T try to do it at home kids (ooh)
do not co-py Donald's hair

don't even look at Donald's hair

yeah, don't even...
think about
Donald's
hair

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AFW - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Real hairy tale, here..you hit the hair right on the head...I think the devil's in his comb...funny write...5's
Michael Pacholek - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I've heard of "carpet" bombing, but this is ridiculous. Ridiculous enough to earn a five.
alvin rhodes - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...this is even FUNNIER than trump's hair, and THAT'S sayin' something...5s
Stephen aka Step-chan - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
555, man.
Arwen - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Very very funny, Stuart...and frighteningly true...
Red Ant - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, read it! Just kidding! Donald's hair should be on an episode of Unsolved Mysteries and he probably has a permanent spot on every/all "fashion disaster" type shows. Liked the bridge the best: "well I'd like to know/ where he gets it blown/ so I'd know to go/ elsewhere-ere". I think if you stay away from wind tunnels you'll be safe. 5s
Serafina - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, this is a good one, Stuart! 5-5-5 ;)
Rex - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Hair's to you, kid! Excellent parody.
stuart mcarthur - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
ha, thanks AFW - nice line about the comb

thanks MP, I had "rug" in there at one stage ;-)

thanks alvin, you've gotta laugh or you'll cry

good on you step-Chan

thanks Arwen - as long as your parents are with you there's no need to be frightened

thanks Red Ant - Donald Trump in a wind-tunnel with flashing disco lights behind him would make a good effect for a pop video

thanks Serafina, and thanks Rex!
Peregrin - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Enjoyed this one Stuart! Nice simple concept :)
stuart mcarthur - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
hey, thanks Pippin :-)
John Jenkins - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
A lot of people would appreciate it if an apprentice would sing this to the Donald.
stuart mcarthur - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
shortest recordable measure of time = the gap between the apprentice singing it and the uttering of Mr Trump's ubiquitous catch-phrase - thanks JJ :-)
Kristof Robertson - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I love how you take a silly, simple idea and just run with it, Stu. Masterful! 555
stuart mcarthur - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks Kristof, but there's nothing simple about Trump's hair :-)
Johnny D - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) What Kristof said, indeed !!
Max Power - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC3 - Hairy good
Rick C - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-W) Well done, now how about a Beatles' sequel, Stu? Ivanna Mold Your Strands? 555
Agrimorfee - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Hair Today, Fired Tomorrow...
Kristof Robertson - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3W) Nothing more to say except...just great.
Michael McVey - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Hee, hee. Trump's hair is probably as fake as Brat-ney's bosom.
Red Ant - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-W) See above, and still good, though Don Imus' hair is now worse, heh heh.
The Charnstar - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC - HAHAHA! That was great! 5-5-5
Cat - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Man...I was so disappointed when Trump won his boxing bet with Vince McMahon, I would've loved to see The Donald shave his head! But this was really great.
Mikey Squirrel - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Hey, I have a parody in this contest that's about losing hair. Guess wer'e going head-to-head (of hair, or lack of it) haha. Nice work.
poomaster - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) I wonder if the Donald gets dingleberries.

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