I nearly choked on my cake
th-there must be some mistake
coz the way it looked
was way beyond compare-are
well I've - never been so astonished (ooh)
as when I first saw Donald's hair

I called
to the kids
"Hey KIDS!
Look at this!"
and the kids, they came
running from everywhere-ere
They - all put down their play-stations (ooh)
just to stare at Donald's hair

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well, a bit swept here
and another bit here
and some more bits o-ver there-ere

well
it frightened the kids
and no way was that a wig
coz the wig-makers
they really wouldn't dare-are
yeah I - shake my head in amazement (ooh)
whenever I see Donald's hair

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well I'd like to know
where he gets it blown
so I'd know to go
elsewhere-ere

well
it's got - gentle curls
and it's soft (just like a girl's)
and the way it moves - it floats like Fred Astaire
but DON'T try to do it at home kids (ooh)
do not co-py Donald's hair

don't even look at Donald's hair

yeah, don't even...
think about
Donald's
hair