Wow, but aren't all Bush cronies evil?
Wow, but aren't all Bush cronies evil?

Harriet Miers
Picks up the Washington Post and knows she's out of luck;
Says, "Holy f#@k!"

Calls up Dick Cheney
Who's in a meeting with Libby and Rove and his boss;
Everyone's cross!

Bush administration:
Where do they get these bums?
Self-sodomization,
They're sitting on their thumbs!

I. "Scooter" Libby
Fingers Dick Cheney, his source for the leak to the Times;
Pays for his crimes;

Patrick Fitzgerald,
Doing his duty, reflects on the weight of a name:
"Valerie Plame"--

Bush administration:
Where do they get these bums?
Self-sodomization,
They're sitting on their thumbs!

Wow, but aren't all Bush cronies evil?
Wow, but aren't all Bush cronies evil?

Harriet Miers
Lives in obscurity, everyone knows her as Blanche
On Crawford Ranch;

Plays with her gavel,
Writes friendly notes to the Bushes and knocks back a gin
Like she's a twin

Bush administration:
Where do they get these bums?
Self-sodomization,
They're sitting on their thumbs!

Wow, but aren't all Bush cronies evil?
Wow, but aren't all Bush cronies evil?