seems that we're busted...cause we embarked
just for a lark, on some boating fun
didn't know the nautical codes...hope this little boat don't explode
puts me in a panicky mode
better watch for that dam...better watch for that dam

this beaver dam sits on the top...we couldn't stop
that boat's way revved up
looking up, i started to scream..biggest dam that i've ever seen
dont look like we'll fit in between
better watch for that dam..better watch for that dam

well, you should see beaverton dam
the logs were shook up when our vessel went "BAM"
because our speed wouldn't flag, it was the dam that we tagged
yes, you should see beaverton dam...yeah...yeah...yeah

just take a look at how the water has spilled
we hit the levee and we could have been killed
the timbers shattered and curled...it wrecked the beavers' whole world
and all around the scene, they angrily milled...yeah...yeah...yeah

dam's busting out...so look out !

they climbed out through the top floor window
the reason was not some monsoon
it was some other kind of blunder
and the facts may be coming soon

the city hall requires some answers
investigation under way
their ignorance is like a cancer
though they pry...they just could not say

didn't stan and cartman tell them
all about this tragedy
sunday, they blamed global warming
monday, it was crabs, you see

and so they told the police department
fed them facts to aid their job
though stan tried his best to help them
he confessed...to the whole damn mob

didn't stan and cartman tell them
but they didn't want to see
they blamed crabs and global warming
cause of their stupidity...oh yeah