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Song Parodies -> "Tekken 5"
Original Song Title:
"Ticket To Ride"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Tekken 5"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
Even Jin Kazama has won today
Heihachi is getting upset,his son got away
This is just Tekken 5
This is just Tekken 5
This is just Tekken 5
They're fighting fair
Steve Fox is coming to me and bringing me down,yeah
He doesn't do kick attacks,he was still around
Now,this is just Tekken 5
This is just Tekken 5
This is just Tekken 5
They're fighting fair
I don't know why Jin's putting his fists
Where Jack 5's mouth is,Jin fulfills his destiny
Before Kazuya's throwing a fit
His dad has got hit by an unknown enemy
Paul Phoenix is hot-blooded,he's gonna win today yeah
And Paul just really ain't cold-blooded anyway yeah
This is just Tekken 5
This is just Tekken 5
This is just Tekken 5
They're fighting fair
I don't know why Jin's putting his fists
Where Jack 5's mouth is,Jin fulfills his destiny
Before Kazuya's throwing a fit
His dad has got hit by an unknown enemy
There's Raven,Asuka,and of course Feng yeah
And there's a wrestler with a tiger mask named King
This is just Tekken 5
This is just Tekken 5
This is just Tekken 5
They're fighting fair
Well they all fight fair,well they all fight fair
Well they all fight fair,well they all fight fair
Well they all fight fair,well they all fight fair
Heihachi is getting upset,his son got away
This is just Tekken 5
This is just Tekken 5
This is just Tekken 5
They're fighting fair
Steve Fox is coming to me and bringing me down,yeah
He doesn't do kick attacks,he was still around
Now,this is just Tekken 5
This is just Tekken 5
This is just Tekken 5
They're fighting fair
I don't know why Jin's putting his fists
Where Jack 5's mouth is,Jin fulfills his destiny
Before Kazuya's throwing a fit
His dad has got hit by an unknown enemy
Paul Phoenix is hot-blooded,he's gonna win today yeah
And Paul just really ain't cold-blooded anyway yeah
This is just Tekken 5
This is just Tekken 5
This is just Tekken 5
They're fighting fair
I don't know why Jin's putting his fists
Where Jack 5's mouth is,Jin fulfills his destiny
Before Kazuya's throwing a fit
His dad has got hit by an unknown enemy
There's Raven,Asuka,and of course Feng yeah
And there's a wrestler with a tiger mask named King
This is just Tekken 5
This is just Tekken 5
This is just Tekken 5
They're fighting fair
Well they all fight fair,well they all fight fair
Well they all fight fair,well they all fight fair
Well they all fight fair,well they all fight fair
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I'm unfamiliar with part 5 of the series, but I must correct you: King wears a jaguar's mask, not a tiger's.
I am a huge fan of the Tekken series. Played the first 4 and loved them. Great job, Blessranger! 455
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