Well, she's just just 70, and a retiree
And she looks so good
Since she permed her hair.

Now, I wanna sleep with your mother,
With your father standing there.

Well, she looked my way
As I applied her bengay.
Then I fed her prunes
And we sipped Ocean Spray.

I wanna sleep with your mother,
With your father standing there.

When her heart went bad
Man, it made me sad.
And I prayed she wouldn't die.

We played chess until 5
Then we called it a night.
And she took her teeth and
Dropped them in her glass.

Now, I've gone and slept with your mother,
With your father standing there.

When her eyes went bad,
Man, it made me sad.
And I prayed she'd find some sight.

Oh, I grabbed her a cane
And we strolled in the rain.
But, before too long, her back was
Acting up.

Now, I'll never sleep with your mother,
With your father standing there.
With your father standing there.
With your father standing there.