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Song Parodies -> "Paxman (Jeremy)"
Original Song Title:
"Taxman"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Paxman (Jeremy)"
Parody Written by:
LucidLupin LeeBee
The Lyrics
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Paxman Jeremy Paxman currently works in Broadcast Journalism and is also an author based in the UK
"So what do you want us to see!?"
"There's none for us, plenty for thee!!??"
Jeremy Paxman, yeah! Jeremy Paxman.
'Newsnight' presenter to us all
Irreverent to big & small
'Cause he's just Paxman, yeah! Jeremy Paxman
If you try to stall, He'll wax your seat
If you just talk sh*t, He'll show your cheats
If you seem too bold, He'll make you tweet
If you're at fault, He'll fry your meat
Paxman!
'Cause he's just Paxman, yeah! Jeremy Paxman
Don't ask him what he is here for
(Paxman missed Wilson)
It's you with whom to wipe the floor
(Paxman missed Heath)
But he's now Paxman, yeah! Jeremy Paxman
Don't throw the dice, he'll make you cry
If you're just pretending to be shy
'Cause he's just Paxman, yeah! Jeremy Paxman
And he works for the B.B.C.
"There's none for us, plenty for thee!!??"
Jeremy Paxman, yeah! Jeremy Paxman.
'Newsnight' presenter to us all
Irreverent to big & small
'Cause he's just Paxman, yeah! Jeremy Paxman
If you try to stall, He'll wax your seat
If you just talk sh*t, He'll show your cheats
If you seem too bold, He'll make you tweet
If you're at fault, He'll fry your meat
Paxman!
'Cause he's just Paxman, yeah! Jeremy Paxman
Don't ask him what he is here for
(Paxman missed Wilson)
It's you with whom to wipe the floor
(Paxman missed Heath)
But he's now Paxman, yeah! Jeremy Paxman
Don't throw the dice, he'll make you cry
If you're just pretending to be shy
'Cause he's just Paxman, yeah! Jeremy Paxman
And he works for the B.B.C.
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ARGH! Beat me to it! This is ace :) Its going on my new recordings anyway
thourghly enjoyable. 555
NB Sent this to Jeremy Paxman and got an email back of thanks saying he was amused and flattered - whethere it was really him I'll never know..... ;)
I am redoing this song for the new sgt.lepers album. Expect soundclips of michael howard
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