Mean Michael Jackson sleeps with small kids, said he never did, he's a real liar
Sleeps with a small girl called Joan, always lets out a chamon, keeps some kiddy porn in his home
Such a mean old man

His friend Gary Glitter like kids even littler he's a real go getter
Takes Jacko to where kids have been
Taste in girls only pre-teen
Always do something obscene
Such a dirty old man, such a dirty old man

Have you seen girl scally chavs?
They look so ugly that they should take acid baths
They'd look better in drag, dressed in a polythene bag yeh have you seen scally chavs?
Yeh yeh yeh!

Looking sad in their burberry kilts
I feel driller killer when I see them on stilts
They're the kind of girls that make any man hurl, yes you could say they are unattractively built
Yeh yeh yeh!

Oh how about now! OH LOOK OUT!


He came in through my bedroom window
Left a big white stain on my door
And when I looked up at who awoke me
He just moonwalked right across the floor

Didn't anybody tell him?
Didn't anybody see?
He came to try and romance me
But I was only three!

His face turned from black to white
He claimed he got a skin disease
But why was he obsessed with kiddies
He soon had large lawyers fees

And so he left the police department
And found himself a steady job
Michael Jackson sang on the telly
But he still looked like a stupid nob

Didn't anybody tell him?
Didn't anybody see?
Michael Jackson romanced me
But I was only three!