Song Parodies -> "Sgt.Leper's Body Parts Club Band"

Original Song Title:

"Sgt.Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:

"Sgt.Leper's Body Parts Club Band"

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The Lyrics

It was 20 years ago today
Sgt Leper's skin peeled away
Down both his legs and arms
Now he lives on a leper farm
So let me introduce to you
Now he's lost both his ears
Sgt Leper's Body Parts Club Band!

We're Sgt Leper's Body Parts Club Band
Don't trip over our dead toes
Sgt Leper's Body Parts Club Band
I think I may have lost my nose

Sgt Leper's Body, Sgt Leper's Body, Sgt Leper's Body Parts Club Band

Its wonderful to wheelchair now that I lost my leg
You're such a lovely audience, we'd love to take you home for tea but you'd get leprosy!

But before we start the show
The government wants to know
If you catch any scabs
To throw them all straight back
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Britney spears

Sgt Leper's Body Parts Club Band!

Britney Spears!!!!!!!

Sgt.Leper's Body Parts Club Band

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Steve K. - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment

This is funny in a gross sort of way. I'm afraid I can't imagine Britney Spears singing "With A Little Help From My Friends" (or parody thereof), but maybe that's a good thing.

Agrimorfee - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Funny once again. Britney Spears?!! :0 :D 454

Robert Mackle - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, the only person I could think of who sounds like "Billy Shears" was Britney Spears, and imagining her being in Sgt.Leper's band makes me giggle :)

Johnny D - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment

I Agri with Agri.

malcolm higgins - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment

I lost my ass (not from leprosy) from laughing. well done, and delightfully evil.. yuk yuk 5-5-5 from mr..

Yet Another Dutchman - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Dang, Robert Mackle, this one's humor was lost on me. Maybe I'm in a square mood of rigidness today. Ah, the pacing was done well. I'll be checking out your next parody if I know the original song, I've enjoyed other parodies of yours.

LucidLupin LeeBee - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment

454 Agree with others re the pacing but like the sick black humour ;) Reminds me of a joke... What did the leper say to the prostitute? "Thanks - you can keep the tip" ;)

Agrimorfee - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Lucid Lupin: That's what the father said to the Rabbi after the Bar Mitzvah. :)

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment

DKTOS but this title caught my eye and I just had to read it.

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