Song Parodies -> "Where's The Remote?"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Buy Me Love"

Original Performer:

"Where's The Remote?"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Where's my remote, oh!
Missing all my TV shows
Where's my remote, oh
Where did it go?

I sit all day in my Barca lounge
I don't wanna move
Except to get a can of Bud
Or to use the bathroom
I'd go look but I'm too lazy
Dammit, where is my remote?

I'm missing all my favorite shows
Like "Fresh Prince of Bell Air"
You say it's trash? Don't wanna know
For "Apprentice" I care
The real world? It means nothing to me
Where the hell is my remote?

Where's my remote, oh!
Missing all my TV shows
Where's my remote, oh
Where did it go?

I think someone stole my remote
And I'm not satisfied
If I find you, you will look like
A prop on "CSI"
Dammit! Looks like I sat on it!
I have ruined my remote

Crushed my remote, oh
Oh, no
Crushed my remote
No shows

Parody by Mason "raised on television" Resnick

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Yet Another Dutchman - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment

454. I've found this to be a compelling look into the psyche of the couch potato/TV addict. If a remote control would be crushed, wouldn't you just switch channels with the buttons on the T.V. itself? Unless, of course, subject would be to lazy for that.

QC79 - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment

I can just see this fat guy sitting in his Barca lounge, cursing out everyone for not serving him or repairing his remote, without the slightest notion that he could get up and do it himself! Like YAD says, nice portrait of a couch potato. 555s (I thought the pacing worked)

LucidLupin LeeBee - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment

pacing a little out so channel hopped to 454 ;)

MasonR - September 21, 2005 - Report this comment

Yet Another Dutchman: exactly--the subject's too lazy for his own good. QC--thanks! LucidLupin-yeah, I see where the pacing's off. I'm going to attempt a rewrite and post this again with better pacing.

Larry Hensley - September 21, 2005 - Report this comment

This is hilarious.

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