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Song Parodies -> "Stooges: Moe Better"

Original Song Title:

"Should Have Known Better"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Stooges: Moe Better"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Shoulda known better than to touch that tube
Now I got sucked into watchin' a Stooge
And a Stooge, hey, hey, hey--
And a Stooge!

Oh, woh, I
Never realized what a twit could be!
They've become my three idols, you see--
Can't you see
My TV?

Moe sticks his fingers way up Curly's
And hauls him halfway cross the ro-oo-oo-oo-oom, oh, oh--

And when Moe doinks him in the eye,
Eye, yi-yiiii!
It's Curly's pain and I'm bemused!

(Instrumental--hammers landing on skulls, knuckles cracking, noses crunching, etc.)

Tho-ose guys
Got a lotta drive but they're extremely slow!
If it's pre-Butthead, gotta give me Moe!
Give me Moe! Hey, hey, hey!
Give me Moe!

Tho-ose guys
Tried to fix the plumbing so hi-Larry-ous-ly!
There was a torrent flyin' out the TV!
It kills me--
So you see--

That when I tell you that I love Stooge
I hope you say "nyuck-nyuck" and "woop-woop-woop," too, oh, oh--

And when I smash you in the eye
With a pie--
You're gonna say, "You lovely Stooge"
"You lovely Stooge"
"You lovely Stooge"
┬ęBob Gomez 2005

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Claude Prez - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
"HI-Larry-ous" indeed. "Give me Moe" indeed. Soitenly fives-worthy.
Chuck A. Spear - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Moe 5's for you! You dd a FINE job!
Michael Pacholek - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Let's see, Cheney's bald, so he's gotta be Curly... and Bush is soitenly a nyucklehead. A Fine job.
Michael Pacholek - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Whoops, I didn't notice that Chuck A. beat me to the obvious joke. Sorry.
Chuck A. Spear - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Great minds think alike, MP!
carol - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
good job! sure brought a smile to my face today. nyuck nyuck 555
Bob Gomez - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks a piefull, people. I like the fact that Moe's haircut was not far from a Beatle-do.
PMS - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
A five for each Stooge!!

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