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Song Parodies -> "Scraper Glass Wiper"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Scraper Glass Wiper"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

scraper glass wiper...scraper glass wiper

been workin' at 'em, hangin' by a hook
it took me days to do...would you take a look ?
i don't like to grovel, but it causes fear
i'm a clumsy slob
but i'm workin' as a scraper glass wiper
scraper glass wiper

i'm up thirty stories, wipin' dirty glass
if i miss my step...it will be my ass
no fun to work here, where the birdies sail
its a deadly job
but i'm workin' as a scraper glass wiper
scraper glass wiper

scraper glass wiper..scraper glass wiper

there's a thousand panes, here...give or take a few
i'll be startin' over in a day or two
hope the rope is strong or i might fall a mile
and i'd hit the ground
cause i'm workin' as a scraper glass wiper
scraper glass wiper

i don't really like it...i'm afraid of heights
i'm not makin' millions, but i do alright
i stand on a gurney...and i wipe glass clear
but this thing might break
when i'm workin' as a scraper glass wiper
scraper glass wiper

scraper glass wiper...scraper glass wiper
scraper glass wiper...scraper glass wiper
scraper glass wiper...scraper glass wiper
scraper glass wiper...scraper glass wiper



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Johnny D - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Scrape that funky music, wipe-boy! 5s
Michael Pacholek - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin: Nice window onto your personality. Johnny: That was a dirty joke.
Kat - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I never considered the dangers of window scraping.
Larry Hensley - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, this is funny!
Paul Robinson - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Boy, talk about being too HIGH...nice job, alvin...hope you get a safe landing..5's ~ ~ ~
PMS - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
555 stories high!
Dee Range - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I get vertigo looking down from my roof. Couldn.t do this. 555
MasonR - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
A glassy, er, classy job! 555!
LucidLupin LeeBee - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Sparkling! 5s
alvin rhodes - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks johnny michael kat larry paul PMS dee mason and leebee

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