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Song Parodies -> "If Cars Ran On Milk"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm 64"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"If Cars Ran On Milk"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

No kidding: I saw premium gas today selling for $2.93 a gallon, but in the convenience store next to the gas station, milk was only $2.55 a gallon. And so, I started thinking...
Filled up my car, paid $2.93
Is it gas or gold?
Then I shopped for groceries, to my surprise
Gallon milk cost $2.55!
Started to wonder
If fuel could come
(from) Hosteins and their ilk
It could be dreamy
If Motown made creamy
Cars that ran on milk

80 miles per jug
Saudis go on the dole
Give your cow a hug

Hi-test is whole milk
Regular? Skim
Yogurt - yes, not oil
Minivans would have an on-board creamery
SUVs make whipped cream, you see
Exxon goes bankrupt
We love our cows
Though their teats may wilt
Gas prices scary?
Shift it to dairy
Cars that run on milk

No more going to the bank to take out lower-interest loans
Just to fill 'er up
Udders over-used
Bessie moo's at the pump
Tug for warm, white fuel

Dairy farms become rich overnight
OPEC shuts its doors
Lactose-loaded engines make cafe au lait
Coffee keeps grease monkeys away
When you're done driving
Butter is churned
Cheese is smooth as silk
We won't be missin'
Gas-based transmissions
If cars ran on milk!
Song parody by Mason "Lactose Tolerant" Resnick

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

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Royce Miller - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Phil Alexander - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Great concept, very well executed :-)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Bwahahaha... Holy Cow! I can see it before me, western troops occupying India to prevent them from creating butter of mass destruction. ;-)
Paul Robinson - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, this was udder-ly fantastic, Mason, + what Royce, Phil and Peter (with and "r" at the end said, too. Really funny concept and perfect for singing along with. 5's ~ ~ ~
Johnny D - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
"Please discharge all static electricity from your hands before pumping to eliminate the danger of being hoof-whipped in the nads." 555! Great job, MasonR.
alvin rhodes - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
if dubya's pals were dairymen, the cars WOULD run on milk...very interesting concept...5s
MasonR - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Royce, Phil: Thank You! Peter: Oh, I forgot about India. Hmmm. Paul: Thanks! Johnny: No charge to fill your car up, dude! Alvin: If Dubya's pals were dairymen, EVERYTHING would run on milk! :-)
Larry Hensley - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, good idea.
MasonR - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry!
QC79 - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, this is great. LOL! Moomentous. Milk this for all it's worth!

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