In a Texan corner shop, they say
Dr Pepper saw its first soiree
Yes, the customers, it did beguile
They were queueing up the road for miles
So may I introduce to you
The drink that tastes a little queer
Dr Pepper's strangely flavoured brew

It's Dr Pepper's strangely flavoured brew
That Old Doc from so long ago
Dr Pepper's strangely flavoured brew
What is it? No, I just don't know

Dr Pepper's strangely, Dr Pepper's strangely,
Dr Pepper's strangely flavoured brew

No one knows what's in it
We just don't have a clue
The friendly Pepper-Upper is
A mystery, so why would we
Become a Pepper, too?

Now I'd really, really like to know
What on Earth that flavour is, and so
I thought I'd bring a chemist friend along
This new plan of mine just can't go wrong
He's gonna figure out for me
The drink that's baffled me for years
It's Dr Pepper's strangely flavoured brew