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Song Parodies -> "How to Eat Food"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"How to Eat Food"

Parody Written by:

Adam J Smith

The Lyrics

someone kinda already did this one, but mine's different enough to be worth writing, I think.
Hey, Food! it's time to eat
Take a bread slice and make it buttered
Remember to let it into your mouth
This will assist in it's consumption

with Food, don't be afraid
You had bought it now go and eat it
The minute you let it into you mouth
It will got south and you'll feel better

And any time you feel a pain, with food, refrain
from washing it down with Pepsi Cola
Well don't you know that its a doof who breaks a tooth
By applying pressure with his molar

Hey, Food! go on and eat
Take a bread slice and make it buttered
Remember to let it into your mouth
This will assist in it's consumption

So chow right down and lacerate, with food, and wait,
For the the digestive process to happen
And don't you know that for tough beef, that Food, ,
use teeth, the movement you need is with your molar

chew, chew chew chew chew chew chew, chew chew chew chew, eat food etvc etc etc etc

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Dominic L. - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody. I have a "Beatles Medley" under the song "Come Together" on here with one verse of Hey Jude called Hey Food... check it out?

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