Song Parodies -> "It Was Enormous"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Walrus"

Original Performer:

"It Was Enormous"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

this is probably the most immature song i've done, which is saying something.

oh my, this is, oh my, this is, a big one and my butt is now in tethers
see how it runs, the blood from my bum, see how i cry, i'm crying
sitting on big cushion, waiting for the doc to call
i can tell you this hurts, he doesn't work on tuesday,
been wating here for forty, minutes and it's been too long

i'll go back to bed man
i might take a bed pan
coz it was enormous
my my my poo

hurts me sitting, hurts me sitting,but i left my cushion back at home
see how i cry, get a tear to my eye, d'you think this is fun?
i'm dying, i'm dying, i'm dying, i'm dying

man it looks like custard, dripping from my third brown eye
when i get my ring wiped, ultra-panic sets in
yes it really hurts me, and it's turned my knickers brown

i'll go back to bed man
i might take a bed pan
coz it was enormous
my my my poo

sitting in a hospital regretting what i've done
i should never break the record, you know it brings on so much pain

i'll go back to bed man
i might take a bed pan
coz it was enormous
my my my poo
my my my my poo

experts experts, poking stroking
they think it was a real amazing poo
fills me up with pride, feel good inside, see how i smile
i'm smiling

sitting in a wheelchair
but i feel full with power
kids start foll'wing me, asking for autographs, it doesn't really matter
happens everywhere i go

i'll go back to bed man
i might take a bed pan
coz it was enormous
my my my poo
my my my poo
my my my poo

(weirdo chanting noises)

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Michael Pacholek - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Not bad, but too reminiscent of both "I Am Enormous" by Agrimorfee and "The Rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald" by Malcolm Higgins.

drewster the rooster - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment

o ok, havnt seen either of em, sure they're great

Agrimorfee - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment

I am honored to be ref'd by Michael. Be that as it may, I can judge this one unbiased. Drew, this was sick and funny, but it fell apart during the last 2 verses, funny-wise and pace-wise. I give it a 344.

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