i need cheese and antifreeze and frozen peas
i see them all together
how 'bout some buns or cure for the runs
its in supply...i'm buyin'

searchin' for the cornflakes...pickin' up some jam and gum
need a pack of t-shirts...soup and bread and toothpaste
man, you want some corduroys...you're right where you belong
you need some eggs, man ?...more chicken legs, man ?
i shop at walmart...tools, shoes and food

cashiers, pretty...polite and ready...sixteen little cashiers in a row
check what you buy...just see those fingers fly...they add the sums
i'm buyin'...i'm buyin'...i'm buyin'..i'm buyin'

yellow french's mustard...droplets for your pet dog's eye
crab and lobster, fish pies, phonographs and pizza
toys for all the boys and girls...there's sweats and knickers found
you need some eggs, man ?...more chicken legs, man ?
i shop at walmart...tools, shoes and food

something for your home and garden...glasses for the sun
if its tums or guns, they're all on hand
there's aspirin for your aches and pains
you need some eggs, man ?...more chicken legs, man ?
i shop at walmart...tools, shoes and food

eggplants, houseplants, super soakers
marlboros, for the smokers...skoal, to chew
aisle after aisle, you'll love what you buy..its all inside...i'm buyin'

they develop pictures...cleanser for you tub and shower
yes, they carry pumpkins...sleepin' pills and crisco
man, you'll see the women pickin' through the clearance clothes
you need some eggs, man ?...more chicken legs, man ?
i shop at walmart...tools, shoes and food
tools, shoes and food
tools, shoes and food
tools, shoes and food

stop..shop...stop...shop...everybody stop..shop
stop .shop...stop...shop...everybody stop..shop
can we go ?
is it open yet ?
bless them