Regular pants won't do
Everything seeps right through
So I'm snapping rubber pants on you

Please believe me dear, I understand
That these messes aren't something you've planned
Oh, it's not my favorite sort of morning doo
So, I'm snapping rubber pants on you

Oh, I pray you'll make it through the night
Though the odds of that are really slight
There's a million things that I would rather do
Than clean crappy, dirty pants at two

Rubber pants on you (Oh, oh)
Is something that I need
Before this night is through
There'd be a mess on you
So I'm snapping rubber pants you see

I can tell by that look on your face
You think this is such a big disgrace
There's a million things that I would rather do
Than clean crappy, dirty pants at two

Regular pants won't do
Everything seeps right through
So, I'm snapping rubber pants on you

If your body has to shake some waste
There won't be a mess all round the place
Oh, strained peas and carrots
Make for "stewy poo"
So I'm snapping rubber pants on you

Rubber pants on you (Oh, Oh)
Is something that I need (Oh, Oh)
Before this night is through
There'd be a mess on you
And it's time you're trained, you're almost two
Yes, I'm snapping rubber pants on you
(Oh-oh, Oh-oh, Oh)