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Song Parodies -> "Sex Is Still A Challenge"

Original Song Title:

"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Sex Is Still A Challenge"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

gals are quizzical
when you're gettin' physical
guess i'm kinda slow
most nights, i am told, i'm a big boob
oh-no-no-no
i get set again
get their whistles wet again
till they're lyin' prone
guess it was too potent a mixture
oh-no-no-no
so we fail to give it a go
she's passed out on the floor

bang..bang...sex is still a challenge
i find i fear to tread
bang...bang...sex is still a challenge
can't get a girl in bed

i'm uncool, my friend
i must find the tools again
now i just annoy
wishin' to enjoy some romantic sce-ee-ee-enes
i want girls to stay
but they only run away
it just blows my mind
i've tried fifty times in the last week
oh-no-no-no
should i turn my back and chase boys ?
i don't think they're my kind

bang..bang...sex is still a challenge
i find i fear to tread
bang...bang...sex is still a challenge
can't get a girl in bed

she was thirty-one
thought i'd found a dirty one
innuendos thrown
takin' some provocative pictures
oh-ho-ho-ho
then this valerie, says she wants a salary
i thought this was free
the gal does not agree
and she tells me
no-no-no-no
but i don't even give her a tip
her comments are unkind

bang..bang...sex is still a challenge
i find i fear to tread
bang...bang...sex is still a challenge
can't get a girl in bed

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Dee Range - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
One of your very, very best alvin. Great OS rhyming, perfect pacing, and hilarious.10-10-10
Kristof Robertson - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Gotta agree with Dee, Alvin. This is pure comedy gold...if only you entered SOTM...*sigh* 20-20-20
Arwen - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I have to agree with Kristof...I'd like to see you in the SOTM, Mr. Rhodes...not that I need anyone else to kick my trash every month...but you'd always be a contender! Great job here...=)
Rick C - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, this is one of the best I've seen of yours! Of course, you have around 7,000 parodies I have yet to read. What Dee said captures best what I thought of this....30-30-30
Phil Alexander - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
ROFL!
alvin rhodes - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks dee kristof arwen rick and phil for the kind comments
John Barry - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Solid gold!
Meriadoc - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Couldn't remember how the OS went until I started reading - you paced this so perfectly that it instantly brought it back to me. Good job!
alvin rhodes - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks john and merry
Peregrin - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Great work, Alvin!
AFW - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
DKOS, but the story is great...fives
Charlie Decker - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Fantastic work with (IMHO) a dreadful original song. I wouldn't go so far as to say it's your best ever, cause you've had some amazingly great stuff. But it's definatley superb nonetheless.
alvin rhodes - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin AFW and charlie
Michael Pacholek - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Clearly, writing about sex isn't a challenge for you. Fives "all the way."
PMS - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
"Turn my back and chase boys" is priceless!
Stuart McArthur - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
excellent stuff alvin - barrelled along - loved your borrowings from the OS - 555

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