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Song Parodies -> "I Am The Bullfrog"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Walrus"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Am The Bullfrog"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

I am green as grass is green and me and grass blend in quite well together
See what a fly is now passing by - I caught that fly!
I'm smiling!

Sitting on a pond rock, waiting for the night to come
Rose-colour sunset, summernight party
male, I am spawny, time to work the tadpoles out

I'm amphibian!
Queen of the puddle!
I am the bullfrog!

Mister viper slith'rin viper silly little serpent snaking by
Stupid pike swims under, stork is flying over, see how they go
- I'm jumping
I'm jumping [4x]

Yellow water-lily growing in the middle of pond
Crab is walking backwards, pike did catch that viper
I'm master swimmer, I am swimming breaststroke now

I'm amphibian!
Queen of the puddle!
I am the bullfrog!

Sitting on the water-lily, waiting for the rain
if the rain don't come you will get done
on sitting in the summer sun

I'm amphibian!
Queen of the puddle!
I am the bullfrog!

Tall grass, low grass, mushrooms, pond weed,
- don't you think the bullfrog croaks at you?
[Ribibit! Ribibit! Ribibit! Ribibit!]
Hear now them croak like crow on an oak, hear how they croak
I'm croaking ! [Ribbit!]

See me swimming breaststroke, better than the Mark Phelps boy
Hear the croaking orgy, boys and girls together
Soon you will be seeing lotsa tadpoles swimming by -

I'm amphibian!
Queen of the puddle!
I am the bullfrog!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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 4   0
 5   4

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Steve K. - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job reworking an original which made no sense in the first place. (Not a knock on Lennon, that's what made him so great.)
Rick C - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm croaking out 5s.
MasonR - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
A ribbeting job. I give you a toadal of 555!

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