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Song Parodies -> "The Bikini Inspector"
Original Song Title:
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"The Bikini Inspector"
Parody Written by:
Charlie Decker
The Lyrics
As Federal Bikini Inspector, I would impliment a 40% reduction in overall bikini size.
Let me check you out
'Cause I'm going to
Cop me a feel
Hope those are real
You never should leave home without
The bikini inspector
Everything here seems in order
Everything lines up, I can see
This won't take long, we'll soon be done
Fill these papers out
You can list those as double D's
Let me check you out
'Cause I'm going to
Cop me a feel
No, you can't squeal
You never should leave home without
The bikini inspector
No dumb frat boy is in my league
I'm the inspector federal
That means you can't, you know, resist
But I'm polite
My hands are often spick-and-span
Let me check you out
'Cause I'm going to
Cop me a feel
Find what's concealed
You never should leave home without
The bikini inspector
Often "No!", sometimes try to flee
But you know this job is like a dream
It must be done, even on days
When it's all thongs
More important than Dick Cheney
Let me check you out
'Cause I'm going to
Cop me a feel
Handprints will heal
You never should leave home without
The bikini inspector
The bikini inspector
The bikini inspector
...I'm very small...
'Cause I'm going to
Cop me a feel
Hope those are real
You never should leave home without
The bikini inspector
Everything here seems in order
Everything lines up, I can see
This won't take long, we'll soon be done
Fill these papers out
You can list those as double D's
Let me check you out
'Cause I'm going to
Cop me a feel
No, you can't squeal
You never should leave home without
The bikini inspector
No dumb frat boy is in my league
I'm the inspector federal
That means you can't, you know, resist
But I'm polite
My hands are often spick-and-span
Let me check you out
'Cause I'm going to
Cop me a feel
Find what's concealed
You never should leave home without
The bikini inspector
Often "No!", sometimes try to flee
But you know this job is like a dream
It must be done, even on days
When it's all thongs
More important than Dick Cheney
Let me check you out
'Cause I'm going to
Cop me a feel
Handprints will heal
You never should leave home without
The bikini inspector
The bikini inspector
The bikini inspector
...I'm very small...
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nice job on a difficult song to parody...funny concept too...5s plus
And when you play it backwards it says, "Decker Charlie, deck her, Charlie, pecker, Charlie, peck her, Charlie..."
Wacky idea.
Damn...if I wasn't already the mastermind behind the Amiright Party, I'd want your job....555
As Secretary of OFfense this is good. You get no criticism from me for your new job, although a by-law of this postion you now hold is that any contraband bikinis confiscated must be turned over to me for criticism.... they must still be on the law-breaker who is wearing them.
I'm sorry Charlie but there's no such thing as a 40 % large bikini so a 40% reduction is impossible and would enforce public nudity (not that it's anything wrong with that (with some exceptions) ). BTW: Who's going to be secretary of finances? Am I overqualified?
Mammary feels forever.
Thanks, guys. Once I'm swept into office as the Federal Bikini inspector, I will need some underlings. There are some openings at the 65 and older beach down in Palm Springs. Any takers?
As Head of International Affairs, it is unfortunate that I must inform you that North Korea has withdrawn from any talks of future bikini inspection. I suspect we will have to secretly inspect their bikinis without them knowing...or launch a surprise attack and JUST RIP THEM OFF!!! 5's.
Red alert! Red alert! Camel toe at Sector 5!
Lots of funny in this one, Charlie............5s
Emi, this is the part where I'd make some lewd, sexually suggestive comment, but I feel that I'd be infringing on Luke's game. Hitting on you is all that he has left, and I won't be the one to take that away from him.
Waiter, I didn't order SOUR GRAPES.
Quite correct, Mr. Brattoni, quite correct --- but you DID order KUMQUARTS---er, I mean, KUMQUATS.
Nothing personal, bro. I'm just still a bit ticked that you got all the good lines in "The Girl Is Mine."
Aww, poor bubbikins. ;) Well, you have a lotta 'ay' rhymes in the Dre verses for you to carve your excellence into.
I've never understood the point of bikinis. I mean, why bother? But if we gotta have 'em, we may as well inspect 'em. I intend to supervise your work very closely, young man. Including multiple security cameras.
Great stuff, Sgt Decker. Kudos, especially, on your various subs for "nothing is real."
Great stuff, Sgt Decker. Kudos, especially, on your various subs for "nothing is real."
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