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Song Parodies -> "Paper, Rocks, Scissors"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Paper, Rocks, Scissors"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Paper, rocks, scissors, paper, rocks, scissors.

Thought I had 'em, when indeed I looked,
Now his hand's in sight, once again mistook.
It's based on some paper, and a pair of shears,
And a piece of rock,
What your hand can be is paper, rocks, scissors,
Paper, rocks, scissors.

You can play for money, all you need's your hand,
Make a pair of knives with two fingers spanned.
There's one for working like a piece of shale,
When you need a rock,
It is one of three of paper, rocks, scissors,
Paper, rocks, scissors.

Like some paper pages with your hand you do,
You can cover rock hiding it from view.
But the shears are stronger like a nail in tire,
It will tear it down,
'Cause it's made to be a paper stack dicer.
Paper stack dicer.

You can dull the scissors with a rock alright,
Every piece is chillin' out one other side.
It gets burned or burns it since it has no peer,
One will always break,
When you match 'em off with paper, rocks, scissors,
Paper, rocks, scissors.

Paper, rocks, scissors, paper, rocks, scissors.
Paper, rocks, scissors, paper, rocks, scissors.
Paper, rocks, scissors, paper, rocks, scissors.
Paper, rocks, scissors, paper, rocks, scissors.
Paper, rocks, scissors...

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John Barry - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Rochambeaucoup funny.
Leo Jay - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever.
Jeff Reuben - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
This is excellent...but I'm biased because I'm halfway done a rock-paper-scissors parody of my own. I figured "no one else would ever think to parody rps!" Actually, I like the OS you chose better =)
christina - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
fabulous!
Rex - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
At last someone deals with this controversial subject. :-) Well done.
2nz - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I wonder if the Guinness book of world records has one for the most times two people have gotten the same thing in RPS and so couldn't stop. Nice one, Guy.
Angry Parodist - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Kiss some more asssssss.... my shit is so much better
Adagio - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
1.....2.....3.......PAPER!! good one, Guy. 5's
Rick C - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever....5s
Johnny D - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh! ;-)
Kristof Robertson - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank God for this parody! There have been far too many unnecessary P-R-S related deaths, simply because people haven't had guidance! IT MUST STOP!....Bless you, Guy. 555
Guy - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
John - I had no idea how many variables there are to this game - thanks.

Loe Jay - Thank you sir!

Jeff - Please finish your parody and submit it. I'd love to see it.

Christina - Thanks for your comment.

Rex - Yeah, it's a dirty job but someone has to do it.

2nz - I shall google Guinness imediately after this comment and post results in this matter.

Pat - I threw a rock what did you throw?

Rick C and JD - Thanks for viewing and commenting.

Kristof - Yes I agree wholeheartedly with you. We need more public service parodies on this site.
Adagio - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Guy, I threw Paper, as I said. Paper covers Rock...sorry. :/ (not too)
alvin rhodes - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
most imaginative...i love it..5s plus
Michael Pacholek - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
There's a "Seinfeld" episode where Kramer and his midget friend Mickey are playing, and Mickey says, "Paper covers rock." Which is true. But Kramer says, "No, rock breaks through paper." So what beats rock? "Nothing beats rock." So they both keep shooting rock until something comes to change the subject. Speaking of changing the subject... Great job, Guy. I never would have thought of this. Now I may have to. Let's see, what rhymes with "paper"... There's Roy Orbison's Christmas song "Pretty Paper"... Hmmmm, this might be a tough one...

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