Song Parodies -> "The New Jersey Jays"

Original Song Title:

"A Day In The Life"

Original Performer:

"The New Jersey Jays"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Imagine if the baseball team,Toronto Blue Jays moved to New Jersey and rename themselves New Jersey Jays.

I read the news today,oh boy,about the move of Toronto Blue Jays
And next year they are moving to
The place of New Jersey right in the land of the free

They yelled "Blue is for girls!",the coach notice that their colors changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
In New Jersey baseball,the NJ's will get to play in Giants Stadium y'all.

I saw this event,oh boy,the New York Yankees are not such a fuss
A crowd of people,now and then really get to the game
Wasn't very lame and there is nothing wrong

I was getting upset,hated Cincinnati Reds
On my way to this fine stadium
New Jersey Jays are happy to be brave

Finally left Toronto changing it to "Moronto"
On their way right there to New Jersey
You'll believe that they the Jays are moved

New Jersey Jays,it is,oh boy,three thousand fans from Jersey,go ahead
Although the team was really great and wasn't too irate
So we know the NJ's is just a team too hard to hate
They are in New Jersey

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Michael Pacholek - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment

If the Blue Jays moved to New Jersey, we'd send 'em back. Why should Paul Martin (the Prime Minister of Canada, not the N.J. Devils player) have one less reason to hate his job?

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