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Song Parodies -> "No Cursing or Sex - But Violence!"

Original Song Title:

"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"No Cursing or Sex - But Violence!"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

About the ridiculousness of the American system of censorship. Censorship is obscene!
Picture yourself in a seat in a theatre
Watching as they kill five hundred bad guys
Somebody's topless - a hint of a nipple
Clearchannel will cover your eyes!
Shiny machine guns shoot round after round
Thoughtlessly blowing up heads
Some stupid shock jock lets one f-bomb slip
And he's gone...

No cursing or sex - but violence!
No cursing or sex - but violence!
No cursing or sex - but violence!
Aahhhh!

Sneaking on down to a newsstand on Broadway
I ask for a playboy, the cashier just sighs
Look down at him as he asks me for I.D.
I'm two feet taller than this guy
Two empty hands as I walk from the store
I'll be eighteen in four days
But I get offered last month's "guns weekly"
For half off...

No cursing or sex - but violence!
No cursing or sex - but violence!
No cursing or sex - but violence!
Aahhhh!

Picture yourself in a room in the Whitehouse
The President brags about "culture of life"
Says he's got values and strong moral fiber
As he blows Iraqis sky high...

No cursing or sex - but violence!
No cursing or sex - but violence!
No cursing or sex - but violence!
Aahhhh!
No cursing or sex - but violence!
No cursing or sex - but violence!
No cursing or sex - but violence!
Aahhhh!

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John Barry - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Good point. Maybe things will get better once recipient-of-nepotism Michael Powell is gone from the FCC.
Rick Cormier - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
A triple Decker....555
Johnny D - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Bravo, Charlie, 555.
Phil Alexander - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent, CD - couldn't have said it better myself (and loved the last verse. And the first two, too)
alvin rhodes - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
funny parody and a good editorial to boot...bravo
Red Ant - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
555 for you Charlie Decker. I can't say ( censored/overdubbed ) or ( missing scene/black boxes/pixillation ) but war kill torture pillage impale malicious wounding blood etc.
Charlie Decker - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, thank you, you're far too kind! This was my first editorial parody in some time, so I'm glad that it was good and that you enjoyed it (or at least John B., Rick, Johnny, Phil, alvin and Red Ant liked it. I can't speak for the rest of the world...
Rest Of The World - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
"True dat, Charles. True dat." ;)
Michael Pacholek - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
The good news, Charlie, is that this parody is great. The bad news is that it is necessary.
Tim Mayfield - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, or over done or something.... ;-)
Stuart McArthur - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
excellent in every way, Charlie - I loved "I'm two feet taller than this guy" - LOL - 555
Claude Prez - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Even funnier if you imagine Shatner "singing" it. Well done.
Melhi - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I love this Charlie -- great work!
Charlie Decker - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot, everybody! Apreciate the comments, as always.

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