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Song Parodies -> "Hostess"

Original Song Title:

"Kokomo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Hostess"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

This is a tribute to all the people who love these things.
There's Donettes, and Ding Dong's, ooh there is nothing wrong with
Suzy Q's, and Fruit Pies, why would somebody lie?
The muffins, and cupcakes
They are not at all fake
Go Hostess

Hostess is the best
They make Twinkies and Ho-Ho's
That is all that I know
They surely aren't bad at all
The best in the land
Just don't let them melt inside your hand
I think I am in love
This is better than a steel drum band
Twinkies and Ho-Ho's

[Chorus:]
There's Donettes, and Ding Dong's, ooh there is nothing wrong with
Suzy Q's, and Fruit Pies, why would somebody lie?
The muffins, and cupcakes
They are not at all fake
Ooh I wanna eat all of those good Ho-Ho's,
Some I eat fast
and some I'll eat real slow
That is all that I know,
Is Twinkies and Ho-Ho's.

Hostess is, the best in cupcake biz

Eat some everyday
Stop eating these? There is no way
More and more, give me more
And right here is where I will lay
It is a delight,
Eat all day, sometimes nights
That creamy center is best
It is better than all of the rest
Get Twinkies and Ho-Ho's

[Chorus]

Do not waste, I wanna get a taste...

Everybody knows, the best are Twinkies and Ho-Ho's
That is all that I know, can't get away from them all
Twinkie's and Ho-Ho's

[Chorus]

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Stephen Harrington - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
555, a cute parody.
Larry Hensley - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Now I'm hungry. 555's

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