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Song Parodies -> "Surfin' D.O.A."

Original Song Title:

"Surfin' U.S.A."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Surfin' D.O.A."

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

we drug his body from the ocean
but he had passed away
his favorite hobby was surfin'
but it was hell to pay
they took him off in a baggie
his head was smashed to goo
a gushy gushy blood hairdo
surfin' D.O.A.

they're smashed by surf and go under
get caught in fishin' lines
gettin' loose, they wrestle...
with sharks that want to dine
by swells, they are flattened
they're dyin' every day
broke their bodies by surfin'
surfin' D.O.A.

we'll all be surfin' like loons
we're gonna ache real soon
we're whacked and drowned by surfboards
we all start to swoon
we'll all be dead by the summer
or else in wheelchairs to stay
stupid creatures go surfin
surfin' D.O.A.

hangin' ten, so balmy
moronic escapades
salty, foamy and all wet
this dreaded beach will slay
all over, young fella !
this is the price you pay
if ya wanna go surfin'...surfin' D.O.A.
if ya wanna go surfin'...surfin' D.O.A.
if ya wanna go surfin'...surfin' D.O.A.

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stuart mcarthur - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
like AFW's lampooning of Gene Kelly yesterday, this is another myth-buster, alvin - I'm warning you, leave that romantic vasoline-lens surfie image alone, pal - Australia thrives on it - 555
John Barry - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Hang 15, dude!
AFW - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Top notch title...great wet, dark humor....suirfin' fives
Rick C - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Bitchin' parody, dude! 555
alvin rhodes - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks stuart john AFW and rick
Paul Robinson - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
alvin, this reminds me of a news broadcast I saw just before Hurricane Katrina first passed mostly by Florida...a couple of young guys were being interviewed...because they were 'hanging out' waiting for the main portion of the Hurricane to pass...so they could SURF in the aftermath..."really bitchin' waves", after all...and one of them happened to have a t-shirt on...and it said "Half-Wits" on the front...and the reporter finally asked him if that had anything to do with why he was "hangin' out, waitin' for the groovy waves"...No...it was the name of a BAND the...uh...young man (half-wit) was in...lol...OH...yeah...5's ~ ~ ~
Michael Pacholek - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Remember that Foster's beer commercial? "How to speak Australian." Then a guy's riding a big wave, and he wipes out, yelling like a banshee as he splashes in. "Tourist!" Oh well, them's the break(ers).
Red Ant - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
This is dark but freakin hilarious.
Arwen - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe a girl shouldn't laugh at the deaths of innocent surfers...but I totally lost it at "gushy gushy blood hairdo" and never looked back. Nice work!
PMS - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
High fives!
alvin rhodes - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks paul michael red ant arwen and PMS
Kristof Robertson - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Likewise "gushy gushy blood hairdo" had me (metaphorically) in stitches. Bravo! 555

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