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Song Parodies -> "Let Me Fondle"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me Rhonda"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Let Me Fondle"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

she says that she is done...puttin' out
that is what she said
i want sin every night
now, its a borin' life...we have in bed
let's fondle...it'd feel so fine
and it really wouldn't take much time
i wish you'd...let me fondle
let me grab on some of your parts

let me fondle..let, let me fondle...let me fondle..let, let me fondle
let me fondle..let, let me fondle...let me fondle..let, let me fondle
let me fondle..let, let me fondle...let me fondle..let, let me fondle
let me fondle...you...grab on some of your parts

once we had an active life...and you
were grappled by your man
but you stopped...i wonder why
i'm beseechin'...that you alter your plan
i'd fondle you low and high
if i only got a chance to try
i wish you'd...let me fondle
let me grab on some of your parts

let me fondle..let, let me fondle...let me fondle..let, let me fondle
let me fondle..let, let me fondle...let me fondle..let, let me fondle
let me fondle..let, let me fondle...let me fondle..let, let me fondle
let me fondle...you...grab on some of your parts


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Arwen - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Hee! It's just adorable...=) I love the fact that we (women) have such power over you (men)...turning you into poor grovelers with a simple shift of our mood.... ; )

Of course...if you sang this to your intended, Alvin, I don't know how she'd be able to resist you. Great job!
Rick C - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Nothing wrong with a little grope therapy....555
John Barry - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Fondle these fives.
alvin rhodes - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks arwen rick and john...my wife says i can fondle all i ant...as long as its HER
AFW - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I like the Beach Boys, and I shore like this parody..fives
Johnny D - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm Johnny D, and---oh never mind, 5s.
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
5s ;)
alvin rhodes - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW johnny and leebee

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