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Song Parodies -> "Kristof's Mad Creation™"

Original Song Title:

"Good Vibrations"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Kristof's Mad Creation™"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

This parody makes no sense. I set myself a challenge one lunchtime last week to write a Good Vibrations parody without using a rhyming dictionary or any other outside help...I had half an hour....this is what I came up with.....sorry.p.s. I've included all the intersecting melodies, so it does get a bit messy...you really can't sing it unless you've got Mike Love and Brian Wilson with you
II love a colourful turn of phrase
And the way that "millionaire" rhymes with "despair"
I love the sound of a clever word
So I'll rhyme until I've torn out all my hair

I'm drinkin' upgood libations
She's diggin' upexhumations
I'm chewin'upmastication
(ooh chomp chompmastication)
She's thinkin' up'magination
(weird stuff stuff'magination)
Wood, wood, woodforestation
(ooh log log)
{I'm drinkin' upgood libations}
[ooh sup supgood libations]
Mood, mood, moodaggravation
(ooh grump grump)
{She's diggin' upexhumations}
[pee-ew, stunk stunkexhumation]

I'm surprised
The end is closer now
Not complete, but almost half-way there
Song will not win a prize
But I'll be so proud that I won't care

I'm throwin' upregurg'tation
She's getting' loveadoration
I'm for the chopamputation
(ooh, stump stump)
She's milkin' upmmm, lactation
(Moo, slurp slurpfine lactation)
Should, should, shouldexpectation
(be..tough, tough)
{I'm throwin' upregurg'tation}
[ooh, upchuckregurg'tation]
Could, could, couldaffirmation
(you're top, top..)
{She's getting' loveadoration}
[Ooh, f**k, f**kadoration]

Arrrggggghhhh!!!

No shite shite!...constipation?
Are the words not there? Is the cupboard bare?
Light..house, rightnavigation?
Ahhh, bite bitemastication? (*you've used that one already**bugger*)

Gotta find more funky wordswith "ation" so I can complete this
Gotta find more funky wordswith "ation" so I can complete this
Gotta find more funky wordswith "ation" so I can.

Screwed, screwed, screwedno more "ations"
(Please stop, stop)
{I'm givin' up from frustration}
Then winding upthat's cessation
(enough, nough)
{no more "ations"}
Could.use"ludesmedication
(good drug, drug)

Na na na na na, na na na.


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Stuart McArthur - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
you owe us an ex-plan-ation -

"No shite shite!...constipation" made me LOL - (uh oh, sounds like Poopie L's coming - I'm outta here) - oh and 555 :-)
alvin rhodes - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny...5s
Johnny D - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
And you did it all without masturbation. You must have blue parody balls by now.
AFW - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd say you caught a wave with this...hang fives
Rick C - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad I didn't "shun" your creation....555
Jeff Reuben - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Fun read, and now it's stuck in my head!
Agrimorfee - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I shall make an intimation, that I will not make a lamentation regarding this creation...let me give your brains a gyration and give you a ration of 555 and hope you enjoyed my capitulation.
Meriadoc - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
What in tarnation.....? 5's.
Red Ant - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
An education is not a regulation for information on recreation(al)parodations. :-) 555. PS- How to you make the little TM at the end of your parody title?
MrMacphisto - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... good job
Dee Range - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Stop screwin' around.....what pro-creation!!! 555 without hesitation. What you did in 30 minutes, I couldn't do in a week.....
Kristof Robertson - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thankyou all! I really didn't expect many votes for this...I just like to occasionally set myself little challenges and see what I come up with..I'd personally rate this parody fair to middlin', but it was fun to do with the clock ticking! Cheers...
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
What an aberration! 5s.
Phil Alexander - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thumbs up, up - celebration ;-)
tomario - November 09, 2006 - Report this comment
it must have been like a parody exam"you have 30 minutes from when you turn the paper" was it mentally challenging? 555
Johnny D - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Red Ant - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3K) See above!
Matthias - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Matthias now that was one Krazy Kristof Kreation!!!
Agrimorfee - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Love reading parodies from long ago that I couldn't remember reading! Comment above still stands!
Michael McVey - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Certainly got a lot of mileage from the -ation suffix!---MMM
Stuart McArthur - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3K) aaah, forgot this one - see above and I also thought "(ooh log log)" was doubly hilarious this time around - very funny idea, and it's a pity you said this wouldn't win any prizes! ;-)

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