Well he came out of the bar
And he cruised to the hamburger stand now
Seems he forgot all about his new diet
Eating fibre and bran now
And with his gas blasting
Goes eating just as fast as he can now

And we'll all run run run
When our daddy makes a big turd next day
(run run run when our daddy makes a big turd next day)

He'll get indigestion
'cause he really is stuffin' his face now
(He's stuffin' his face now, he's stuffin' his face)
He'll keep on eating fries and burgers until his bowls run out of space now
(They'll run out of space now, they'll run out of space)
A lotta fries and red ketchup
are disappearing like he's in a race now
(Like he's in a race now, like he's in a race)

And we'll all run run run
When our daddy makes a big turd next day
(run run run when our daddy makes a big turd next day)

Well he's eatin' so fast
That he hardly takes the time to chew now
(He shouldn't eat fried now, he shouldn't eat fried)
Yeah, and he'll be cuttin' the cheese
Make a stinkin' big fat pile of poo now
(We should go and hide now, we should go and hide)

Now we could hide in the laundry
But now it smelled as bad in there too now
(We shouldn't go hide now, we shouldn't go hide now)

And we'll go run run run now that daddy made a big turd today
(Run run run now that daddy made a big turd today)
And we'll go run run run now that daddy made a big turd today
(Run run run now that daddy made a big turd today)
(Run run now 'cause daddy made a big turd today)
(Run run now 'cause daddy made a big turd today)