Little poo scoop
That's too small for my dog
(Little poo scoop that's too small for my dog)

When Fido's draggin' me for walks 'round the park
He'll p*ss on a lamp-post; at squirrels he'll bark
But suddenly he'll go quiet, stop wagging his tail
Then he'll lay a length of cable as big as a whale
I've a little poo scoop
That's too small for my dog
(Little poo scoop that's too small for my dog)

Just a little poo scoop with a small red spade
It's my seventh; they all buckle under the weight
Now Fido's just relieved and he's weak and sore
I get my tape measure ready: man, its five foot four!
I've a little poo scoop
That's too small for my dog
(Little poo scoop that's too small for my dog)

They've got a competition down at the park every week
Where they vote on consistency, size and technique
When my mutt "performs" he seems to draw a crowd
As small boys yell
"Look at that big s**t daddy!!"

I'm walkin' down the street with a sack that pongs
And I've got enough dog crap to power Hong Kong
This is bad for my back, and hard on nose
I might as well have pet buffaloes.
I've a little poo scoop
That's too small for my dog
(Little poo scoop that's too small for my dog)
I've a little poo scoop
That's too small for my dog
(Little poo scoop that's too small for my dog)