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Song Parodies -> "Wooden Kid Gets Spliced"

Original Song Title:

"Wouldn't It Be Nice"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Wooden Kid Gets Spliced"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

This really needs no introduction...
Wooden kid gets spliced; he's at the altar
It's the wedding of Pinocchio
Howdy Doody's gonna be the best man
Bride-to-be's a lovely piece of oak

It's such a happy-clappy, dance-a-jig day
A new coat of varnish for the big day!

Wooden kid gets spliced, but he's not pining
For the exes he has left behind
On her loveliness, his eyes are dining
From IKEA, she's so well designed..

Even though his honesty, she'll treasure,
When they're making love...his lies, her pleasure!
Wooden kid gets spliced

Arnold Schwarzenegger came to the reception and he gave a speech
We all know the Governator's far more wooden than a yew or beech...
Wooden kid's married!
Tied-the-knot chappie!
Wooden kid gets spliced!

Pinocchio is ready, willing, able
Coz Mrs P, she wants a nest of tables
So let's end this fable...

Wooden kid gets spliced!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 20

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 5   20

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John Barry - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Chucky G. liked it enough to post it. Chucky would love it.
Stuart McArthur - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
well, if you can get Arnold Schwarzenegger in without disrupting the pacing, you're thru to the finals without dropping a set in my book, but to add a bride who's from IKEA she's so well designed, in too - that's priceless kristof - 555
Johnny D - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
alvin rhodes - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
i laughed so hard, i got splinters...wonderful job
Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
So the bride's name was Sandy, right? Very funny, well done.
Ashkicksass - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Super cute, Kristof!!
AFW - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Visually cute, would make a great Pinocchio sequel...You know that old 'song title' saying, "Love is a Many Splintered Thing"...
Meriadoc - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
'His lies - her pleasure' - heh heh.. ;-)
Kristof Robertson - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks muchly John, Stuart, JD, Al, Claude, Ash, AFW and Merry!!...AFW ;what a great idea!!
Billy Florio - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant...just plain out brilliant....amazing....
Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever title pun, novel song/topic combo, good tight pacing--this one earns a solid 5-5-5 from me!
Adagio - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very cute, Kristof! 5's
Guy - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC-W) Tree-mendous - I 'saw' this one coming from the title. I wood give this one fives.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Pinocchio: Gepetto, my wife says my 'appendage' is too rough.
Gepetto: Here, take this sandpaper.
Pinocchio: Woah! Who needs a wife?
I LOVED this parody, Kristof, in fact, I'm mad about it. But I haven't lost my timber! 555
Rick D - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC)555 Originality is outstanding.
Scathe - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC-W) Whoa, was this written during an acid trip, 'cause it's freaky. :-)
John Jenkins - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
A lot of good lines, particularly "his lies, her pleasure."
Johnny D - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above! ;-)
Arwen - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
ABC--I don't know how I missed this before, Mr. Robertson! It's delightful!!
Meriadoc - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Still excellent!
neminem - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow... that Schwarzenegger/Governator doublet was sheer brilliance. I would not have ever thought of this title. 5'd.
Peregrin - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Great work Kristof - just shaded out from being my top choice.
Claude Prez - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
"not pining" -- heh heh
Jeff Reuben - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done!
Paul Robinson - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC W) Kristof - Well, one would have to have a head of wood and sawdust for brains not to recognize this as an exceptional work...I'll have to see if I can "saw" off a few 5's for you here...You know, this could "splinter" the vote in the "W" round and...Ouch! cut myself - damn! good work...
Kristof Robertson - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to everyone who voted and commented!
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "W" BRONZE MEDAL - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment;topic=3010.0;id=2930;image

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