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Song Parodies -> "Wooden Kid Gets Spliced"
Original Song Title:
"Wouldn't It Be Nice"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Beach Boys
Parody Song Title:
"Wooden Kid Gets Spliced"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
This really needs no introduction...
Wooden kid gets spliced; he's at the altar
It's the wedding of Pinocchio
Howdy Doody's gonna be the best man
Bride-to-be's a lovely piece of oak
It's such a happy-clappy, dance-a-jig day
A new coat of varnish for the big day!
Wooden kid gets spliced, but he's not pining
For the exes he has left behind
On her loveliness, his eyes are dining
From IKEA, she's so well designed..
Even though his honesty, she'll treasure,
When they're making love...his lies, her pleasure!
Wooden kid gets spliced
Arnold Schwarzenegger came to the reception and he gave a speech
We all know the Governator's far more wooden than a yew or beech...
Wooden kid's married!
Tied-the-knot chappie!
Wooden kid gets spliced!
Pinocchio is ready, willing, able
Coz Mrs P, she wants a nest of tables
So let's end this fable...
Wooden kid gets spliced!
It's the wedding of Pinocchio
Howdy Doody's gonna be the best man
Bride-to-be's a lovely piece of oak
It's such a happy-clappy, dance-a-jig day
A new coat of varnish for the big day!
Wooden kid gets spliced, but he's not pining
For the exes he has left behind
On her loveliness, his eyes are dining
From IKEA, she's so well designed..
Even though his honesty, she'll treasure,
When they're making love...his lies, her pleasure!
Wooden kid gets spliced
Arnold Schwarzenegger came to the reception and he gave a speech
We all know the Governator's far more wooden than a yew or beech...
Wooden kid's married!
Tied-the-knot chappie!
Wooden kid gets spliced!
Pinocchio is ready, willing, able
Coz Mrs P, she wants a nest of tables
So let's end this fable...
Wooden kid gets spliced!
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Chucky G. liked it enough to post it. Chucky would love it.
well, if you can get Arnold Schwarzenegger in without disrupting the pacing, you're thru to the finals without dropping a set in my book, but to add a bride who's from IKEA she's so well designed, in too - that's priceless kristof - 555
Xylematic!
i laughed so hard, i got splinters...wonderful job
So the bride's name was Sandy, right? Very funny, well done.
Super cute, Kristof!!
Visually cute, would make a great Pinocchio sequel...You know that old 'song title' saying, "Love is a Many Splintered Thing"...
'His lies - her pleasure' - heh heh.. ;-)
Thanks muchly John, Stuart, JD, Al, Claude, Ash, AFW and Merry!!...AFW ;what a great idea!!
Brilliant...just plain out brilliant....amazing....
Clever title pun, novel song/topic combo, good tight pacing--this one earns a solid 5-5-5 from me!
(ABC) Very cute, Kristof! 5's
(ABC-W) Tree-mendous - I 'saw' this one coming from the title. I wood give this one fives.
Pinocchio: Gepetto, my wife says my 'appendage' is too rough.
Gepetto: Here, take this sandpaper.
Pinocchio: Woah! Who needs a wife?
I LOVED this parody, Kristof, in fact, I'm mad about it. But I haven't lost my timber! 555
Gepetto: Here, take this sandpaper.
Pinocchio: Woah! Who needs a wife?
I LOVED this parody, Kristof, in fact, I'm mad about it. But I haven't lost my timber! 555
SOTM
(ABC)555 Originality is outstanding.
(ABC-W) Whoa, was this written during an acid trip, 'cause it's freaky. :-)
A lot of good lines, particularly "his lies, her pleasure."
(ABC) See above! ;-)
ABC--I don't know how I missed this before, Mr. Robertson! It's delightful!!
(ABC) Still excellent!
Wow... that Schwarzenegger/Governator doublet was sheer brilliance. I would not have ever thought of this title. 5'd.
Great work Kristof - just shaded out from being my top choice.
"not pining" -- heh heh
Well done!
(ABC W) Kristof - Well, one would have to have a head of wood and sawdust for brains not to recognize this as an exceptional work...I'll have to see if I can "saw" off a few 5's for you here...You know, this could "splinter" the vote in the "W" round and...Ouch! cut myself - damn! good work...
Thanks to everyone who voted and commented!
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