I
Enjoy a lyrical writer's flair
And the way the ends of verses float in air

But
On occasion I wish they would
Not put "its" for "it's" or, much worse, "their" for "they're"...

This song's about punctuation,
Apostrophes and quotations;
This song's about punctuation,
Examples and illustrations;
This song's about punctuation,
Dots, dashes and exclamations!
This song's about punctuation;
I'm giving you explanations:

Colons:
(Not lower intestine runs)
What comes out defines what had begun;

Se-
Mi colons are grand;
They pinch-hit for the conjunction "and"--

This song's about punctuation,
An Internet education;
This song's about punctuation,
Contextual stimulation;
Start using good punctuation,
Enhancing you presentation!

So, try, try, try,
So try parentheses (if you dare);
So, try, try exclamations!
Try, try hyphen-
ation,
Try, try, try......

Try to keep those 'postrophes
And quotations apt, not littered;
Try to keep those 'postrophes
And quotations apt, not littered;
Try to keep those 'postrophes
And quotations apt, not littered;

AAAAAAAAAAAH!----
Good, good, good punctuation!
Good, good, good punctuation!

Dot 'n' dot 'n' et
Cetera....
Dot 'n' dot 'n' et
Cetera....
Dot 'n' dot 'n' et
Cetera....
Dot 'n' dot 'n' et
Cetera....