Ja, dis parody's properly pumped-up mit 555mg of Fluoxymesterone, Oxandrolone, Methandrostenolone, Methyltestosterone, Oreton Methyl, Nandrolone Decnoate, Testosterone Propionate, Testosterone Cypionate, Stanozolol, Testolactone, Dromostanolone Propionate, Nandrolone Phenpropionate, Testosterone Enanthate, Ethylestrenol, Danazol, Calusterone, Testosterone Undecanoate, Testosterone Cyclohexanecarboxylate, Dihydrotestosterone, Methenolone Acetate, .......... and............vee cannot forget my personal favorite................Testosterone-trans-4-n-butylcyclohexyl-carboxylat­e code name 20Aet-1.

DKTOS, but the title attracted me right away, and it's a good read! :D

Hilarious. High 5's

Ja, girlie Bob, you ah a funny guy. I have a stunt role for you in Terminator 5-5-5.

Excellent.

Great job, Bob. Sounds like you too have been Californicated.

Johnny, you sound a little too pumped up. Been tested lately?
Adagio, "Surfer Girl" is one of the great nostalgia classics of the sixties. Terrific for slow dancing or surfing in slow motion.
Dee Range, you crazy nutcase. Five's back at ya.
Arnold, if you're screwing Girlie Guys all over the state, does that make you the top politician, or the butt of my jokes?
Leo Jay: unlike our future economic prospects in this state.
John B: indeed, see my "Recall California" parody and tell me if I called this one right. Thanks everybody, and welcome to the election season at AmiRight. d;:^)

Ein, zwei, drei, vier, fünf für Sie! That's, "One, two, three, four, five for you!"

i don't get this one either. is today accent day?

Michael: Ich bin ein beginner when it comes to the German language. Danke schoen, darling.
sk8r: It's okay if you don't get it. The humor and topic is pretty local in this one. Arnold is Austrian-born, and clearly has no vocal coach when it comes to English. I wish he had stuck to making bad action movies instead of turning our state into one. "Watch out! The deficit is exploding! Run fast!" d;:^)

Bob - Unfortunately the scenario you paint here has a reasonable chance of becoming reality down the road. And that's a really sad STATE of affairs for the formerly great State of California. But you know, old Gray Davis, bless his 50.0000001% calculating soul, could never get beyond that type of "just enough to get by" vision to do anything about California's problems and that left the door wide open for that ridiculous "Recall Lottery" where a well-known, calculating, smooth-schmoozing guy like Arnold could walk right in and sit down at the Governor's desk. Did he get 50% of the vote? I can't remember, the whole thing made me rather ill. I've been trying to give him the benefit of the doubt to see what he could do, but it's becoming rather clear he is NOT the right answer to our questions. I guess the next question would be: Who is? No question about your scores from me, though...5's across.

Very good parody. But I think that cutting bureaucrats' jobs and elliminating redundant state agencies is a good thing, so the screwing that we get from Arnold is somewhat less painful than what we were getting from Gray Davis.

Ja!!!! 555

John J: the promise to "cut bureaucratic and wasteful spending" has been a standard plank in every politician's platform for many years now. Only mavericks like John McCain and others of both parties have been willing to actually point out ridiculous programs and attempt to cut them. I agree that waste must be addressed, but I do not want to see my Coastal Commission's oversight capabilities cut, or the committees to oversee clean air, water, parks, and other vital functions for all of us. I'm afraid Arnold is adjusting to business as usual in Sacramento by neglecting to address the underlying, annual structural deficit. His fiscal projections are too rosy, his cutting plans too draconian, and he sees no reasonable way of raising revenue at the state level--he prefers that local governments pick up the tab by raising local taxes and fees. Thanks for your comment. d;:^)

Well, at least he reduced the waiting time for euthanizing shelter animals by 300%. Because that will solve a LOT of our budget problems. I'm kidding of course. Great work Bob!